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I lvl 1 hero.
Just selected hero nia.
I must plant wards.
At the SEAB.
Then I can see the questions.
RAHH.
Saturday, September 29, 2007
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Monday, September 24, 2007
Wednesday, September 19, 2007
Tuesday, September 18, 2007
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Blaming YOU, blaming ME...
Endless assigning of responsibility...
Feeds my illusions - Gives sense of control
At least now I know why my life's in a hole!
And negative feelings have somewhere to go...
Expressions of rage about life's bitter blow.
Feelings with targets can flow with such ease
What matter if reason is brought to its knees?
Nothing can happen without someone at fault
Giving me permission to give them a "jolt".
Oh how I love my blaming game!
Take on my judgement! - Hang head in shame!
I rise superior - Moral high ground is mine!
Others feel terrible - but I feel quite fine!
For I never make mistakes - I am never wrong
And I like to press advantage - It makes me feel strong!
Much better this, than face that awful truth...
that life is chaotic and can even be uncouth
That rough goes with smooth and sorrow with joy,
Winning goes with losing - like girl goes with boy
When I rise to accept what life and destiny bring...
I leave judgements to God and focus just on BEING
I free-up the present - for doing creative things
I free up the guilty - to unwind their own heart strings
I create a richer future - Free from curs-ed blaming games
For without judgemental conflicts - consequences still remain
Everyone is responsible - We reap what we have sown!
If I deal you a wrong one - my future I have blown.
When I rise to accept what a challenging life can bring
Leaving judgements to God - Focussing just on BEING
I free-up my future from the curse of 'blaming games'
I free-up my present by NOT 'naming names'
My feelings stay PURE, GRACIOUS, DIVINE
Supporters draw near - And I'm soon feeling fine!
Endless assigning of responsibility...
Feeds my illusions - Gives sense of control
At least now I know why my life's in a hole!
And negative feelings have somewhere to go...
Expressions of rage about life's bitter blow.
Feelings with targets can flow with such ease
What matter if reason is brought to its knees?
Nothing can happen without someone at fault
Giving me permission to give them a "jolt".
Oh how I love my blaming game!
Take on my judgement! - Hang head in shame!
I rise superior - Moral high ground is mine!
Others feel terrible - but I feel quite fine!
For I never make mistakes - I am never wrong
And I like to press advantage - It makes me feel strong!
Much better this, than face that awful truth...
that life is chaotic and can even be uncouth
That rough goes with smooth and sorrow with joy,
Winning goes with losing - like girl goes with boy
When I rise to accept what life and destiny bring...
I leave judgements to God and focus just on BEING
I free-up the present - for doing creative things
I free up the guilty - to unwind their own heart strings
I create a richer future - Free from curs-ed blaming games
For without judgemental conflicts - consequences still remain
Everyone is responsible - We reap what we have sown!
If I deal you a wrong one - my future I have blown.
When I rise to accept what a challenging life can bring
Leaving judgements to God - Focussing just on BEING
I free-up my future from the curse of 'blaming games'
I free-up my present by NOT 'naming names'
My feelings stay PURE, GRACIOUS, DIVINE
Supporters draw near - And I'm soon feeling fine!
Random post
A carrot, an egg, and a cup of coffee.
A young woman went to her mother and told her about her life and how things were so hard for her. She did not know how she was going to make it and wanted to give up. She was tired of fighting and struggling. It seemed as one problem was solved, a new one arose.
Her mother took her to the kitchen. She filled three pots with water and placed each on a high fire. Soon the pots came to boil. In the first she placed carrots, in the second she placed eggs, and in the last she placed ground coffee beans. She let them sit and boil; without saying a word. In about twenty minutes she turned off the burners. She fished the carrots out and placed them in a bowl. She pulled the eggs out and placed them in a bowl. Then she ladled the coffee out and placed it in a bowl.
Turning to her daughter, she asked, "Tell me what you see."
"Carrots, eggs, and coffee," she replied.
Her mother brought her closer and asked her to feel the carrots. She did and noted that they were soft. The mother then asked the daughter to take an egg and break it. After pulling off the shell, she observed the hard boiled egg. Finally, the mother asked the daughter to sip the coffee. The daughter smiled as she tasted its rich aroma.
The daughter then asked, "What does it mean, mother?"
Her mother explained that each of these objects had faced the same adversity: boiling water. Each reacted differently. The carrot went in strong, hard, and unrelenting. However, after being subjected to the boiling water, it softened and became weak. The egg had been fragile. Its thin outer shell had protected its liquid interior, but after sitting through the boiling water, its inside became hardened. The ground coffee beans were unique, however. After they were in the boiling water, they had changed the water.
"Which are you?" she asked her daughter. "When adversity knocks on your door, how do you respond? Are you a carrot, an egg or a coffee bean. Think of this: Which am I? Am I the carrot that seems strong, but with pain and adversity do I wilt and become soft and lose my strength Am I the egg that starts with a malleable heart, but changes with the heat? Did I have a fluid spirit, but after a death, a breakup, a financial hardship or some other trial, have I become hardened and stiff? Does my shell look the same, but on the inside am I bitter and tough with a stiff spirit and hardened heart? Or am I like the coffee bean? The bean actually changes the hot water, the very circumstance that brings the pain. When the water gets hot, it releases the fragrance and flavor. If you are like the bean, when things are at their worst, you get better and change the situation around you. When the hour is the darkest and trials are their greatest, do you elevate yourself to another level? How do you handle adversity? Are you a carrot, an egg or a coffee bean? May you have enough happiness to make you sweet, enough trials to make you strong, enough sorrow to keep you human and enough hope to make you happy. The happiest of people don't necessarily have the best of everything; they just make the most of everything that comes along their way. The brightest future will always be based on a forgotten past; you can't go forward in life until you let go of your past failures and heartaches.
When you were born, you were crying and everyone around you was smiling. Live your life so at the end, you're the one who is smiling and everyone around you is crying.
A young woman went to her mother and told her about her life and how things were so hard for her. She did not know how she was going to make it and wanted to give up. She was tired of fighting and struggling. It seemed as one problem was solved, a new one arose.
Her mother took her to the kitchen. She filled three pots with water and placed each on a high fire. Soon the pots came to boil. In the first she placed carrots, in the second she placed eggs, and in the last she placed ground coffee beans. She let them sit and boil; without saying a word. In about twenty minutes she turned off the burners. She fished the carrots out and placed them in a bowl. She pulled the eggs out and placed them in a bowl. Then she ladled the coffee out and placed it in a bowl.
Turning to her daughter, she asked, "Tell me what you see."
"Carrots, eggs, and coffee," she replied.
Her mother brought her closer and asked her to feel the carrots. She did and noted that they were soft. The mother then asked the daughter to take an egg and break it. After pulling off the shell, she observed the hard boiled egg. Finally, the mother asked the daughter to sip the coffee. The daughter smiled as she tasted its rich aroma.
The daughter then asked, "What does it mean, mother?"
Her mother explained that each of these objects had faced the same adversity: boiling water. Each reacted differently. The carrot went in strong, hard, and unrelenting. However, after being subjected to the boiling water, it softened and became weak. The egg had been fragile. Its thin outer shell had protected its liquid interior, but after sitting through the boiling water, its inside became hardened. The ground coffee beans were unique, however. After they were in the boiling water, they had changed the water.
"Which are you?" she asked her daughter. "When adversity knocks on your door, how do you respond? Are you a carrot, an egg or a coffee bean. Think of this: Which am I? Am I the carrot that seems strong, but with pain and adversity do I wilt and become soft and lose my strength Am I the egg that starts with a malleable heart, but changes with the heat? Did I have a fluid spirit, but after a death, a breakup, a financial hardship or some other trial, have I become hardened and stiff? Does my shell look the same, but on the inside am I bitter and tough with a stiff spirit and hardened heart? Or am I like the coffee bean? The bean actually changes the hot water, the very circumstance that brings the pain. When the water gets hot, it releases the fragrance and flavor. If you are like the bean, when things are at their worst, you get better and change the situation around you. When the hour is the darkest and trials are their greatest, do you elevate yourself to another level? How do you handle adversity? Are you a carrot, an egg or a coffee bean? May you have enough happiness to make you sweet, enough trials to make you strong, enough sorrow to keep you human and enough hope to make you happy. The happiest of people don't necessarily have the best of everything; they just make the most of everything that comes along their way. The brightest future will always be based on a forgotten past; you can't go forward in life until you let go of your past failures and heartaches.
When you were born, you were crying and everyone around you was smiling. Live your life so at the end, you're the one who is smiling and everyone around you is crying.
Random post
Smart man + smart women = Romance
Smart man + dumb women = Affair
Dumb man + smart women = Marriage
Dumb man + dumb women = Preganancy
Smart boss + smart employee = Profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = Production
Dumb boss + smart employee = Promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = Overtime
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understandher at all.
Married men live longer than single men do,
but married men are a lot morewilling to die.
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs andcackling, telling me, "You're next."
They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
Smart man + dumb women = Affair
Dumb man + smart women = Marriage
Dumb man + dumb women = Preganancy
Smart boss + smart employee = Profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = Production
Dumb boss + smart employee = Promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = Overtime
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understandher at all.
Married men live longer than single men do,
but married men are a lot morewilling to die.
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs andcackling, telling me, "You're next."
They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
Monday, September 17, 2007
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Thursday, September 13, 2007
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Found this in my notes lol. Imagine you ask your teacher something and he tells you this.Sunday, September 09, 2007
Rush of Blood to the Mind? Relax...
Woa... What a deludge of posts in the past week! The number was below the number of posts in my class blog, but now it is above! Haha. Looks like the less I blog, the more post will come out. So next time I shall blog less often :P
Anyway, yah guess all of you are stressed up, thats why you all keep posting jokes here to help each other relax. This is a good sign. I keep a few spam mail in my office so that whenever I feel stressed, just take a break by reading it then it will perk me up again. Its a proven remedy. So I feel very guilty not contributing, but I think I will now lol...
Ok here are some which I remembered from office:
It is mandatory that UPS pilots have to submit a report called a "gripe sheet" to the maintenance engineers after every test flight. This is for feedback on any faults and allow the engineers to rectify it. The latter will then submit the reply to the pilot for the follow up.
Never it be said that ground crew lack a touch of humour. Here are some true examples when the pilot (marked with a "P") submits a report, and the Engineer gives the solution (marked with a "S"):
P: Left most tyre almost needs replacement.
S: Almost replaced left most tyre.
P: Evidence of leak at rear wing.
S: Evidence removed.
P: Dead bugs on wind-shield.
S: Live bugs on back-order.
P: Suspected crack in windshield.
S: Suspect, you are correct.
P: Engine 3 missing.
S: Engine 3 found after brief search at wing.
P: Altitude hold produces 200 feet/min descent when in air.
S: Cannot reproduce problem on ground.
P: IFF always inoperative in OFF mode.
S: IFF will ALWAYS be INOPERATIVE in OFF mode.
P: Aircraft not flying straight.
S: Aircraft is warned to behave, fly straight and obey orders.
P: "Auto-land" very rough.
S: "Auto-land" not installed on this aircraft.
P: Faulty Mouse.
S: Cat installed.
Anyway, yah guess all of you are stressed up, thats why you all keep posting jokes here to help each other relax. This is a good sign. I keep a few spam mail in my office so that whenever I feel stressed, just take a break by reading it then it will perk me up again. Its a proven remedy. So I feel very guilty not contributing, but I think I will now lol...
Ok here are some which I remembered from office:
It is mandatory that UPS pilots have to submit a report called a "gripe sheet" to the maintenance engineers after every test flight. This is for feedback on any faults and allow the engineers to rectify it. The latter will then submit the reply to the pilot for the follow up.
Never it be said that ground crew lack a touch of humour. Here are some true examples when the pilot (marked with a "P") submits a report, and the Engineer gives the solution (marked with a "S"):
P: Left most tyre almost needs replacement.
S: Almost replaced left most tyre.
P: Evidence of leak at rear wing.
S: Evidence removed.
P: Dead bugs on wind-shield.
S: Live bugs on back-order.
P: Suspected crack in windshield.
S: Suspect, you are correct.
P: Engine 3 missing.
S: Engine 3 found after brief search at wing.
P: Altitude hold produces 200 feet/min descent when in air.
S: Cannot reproduce problem on ground.
P: IFF always inoperative in OFF mode.
S: IFF will ALWAYS be INOPERATIVE in OFF mode.
P: Aircraft not flying straight.
S: Aircraft is warned to behave, fly straight and obey orders.
P: "Auto-land" very rough.
S: "Auto-land" not installed on this aircraft.
P: Faulty Mouse.
S: Cat installed.
Saturday, September 08, 2007
Haha I know where that one came from! It's from a seriously old issue of Reader's Digest. Haha.
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A man was walking down a walkway with his wife on the way to their house back from dinner and minding his own business, when a car went haywire on the road next to the couple and crashed into the man. He was sent into a coma for two days and when he woke up he saw his wife next to his hospital bed. Joyfully the wife took his hand. With tears in his voice the man started to speak.
'When I was struggling in university, trying hard to not get expelled from the school because of my mediocre grades, you were always there by my side, encouraging me to go on trying.'
She squeezed his hands as he continued, 'When I went for all the major job interviews and failed to clinch any of them, you were always there by my side, cutting out the job ads for me to apply..'
A small smile appeared on the woman's face as she fought to keep from crying. The man went on, 'When I finally started work at a small company, I was given an important project to complete. I blew it because of a small mistake, and ended up losing my job after less than a year, but still you have been there beside me..'
His wife was in tears.
'After being jobless for a long time, I finally managed to land myself another job, but I never seem to be promoted or recognized in any way. Still, you have been by my side, all these years.'
She flung herself onto him, sobbing with tears of deep emotion. The man continued in a thick voice, 'Now, I meet with a road accident and when I wake, the first thing I see is you sitting beside me. There is something I'd like to say to you..'
His wife looked into his eyes, waiting for the words to come out of her husband's mouth, her mouth clamped tight to prevent from crying out loud. Finally, the man cleared his throat and said,
'I think you bring me bad luck lah.'
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~Blitzed off by Wakka02~
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A man was walking down a walkway with his wife on the way to their house back from dinner and minding his own business, when a car went haywire on the road next to the couple and crashed into the man. He was sent into a coma for two days and when he woke up he saw his wife next to his hospital bed. Joyfully the wife took his hand. With tears in his voice the man started to speak.
'When I was struggling in university, trying hard to not get expelled from the school because of my mediocre grades, you were always there by my side, encouraging me to go on trying.'
She squeezed his hands as he continued, 'When I went for all the major job interviews and failed to clinch any of them, you were always there by my side, cutting out the job ads for me to apply..'
A small smile appeared on the woman's face as she fought to keep from crying. The man went on, 'When I finally started work at a small company, I was given an important project to complete. I blew it because of a small mistake, and ended up losing my job after less than a year, but still you have been there beside me..'
His wife was in tears.
'After being jobless for a long time, I finally managed to land myself another job, but I never seem to be promoted or recognized in any way. Still, you have been by my side, all these years.'
She flung herself onto him, sobbing with tears of deep emotion. The man continued in a thick voice, 'Now, I meet with a road accident and when I wake, the first thing I see is you sitting beside me. There is something I'd like to say to you..'
His wife looked into his eyes, waiting for the words to come out of her husband's mouth, her mouth clamped tight to prevent from crying out loud. Finally, the man cleared his throat and said,
'I think you bring me bad luck lah.'
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~Blitzed off by Wakka02~
Random Post
At a prestigious university, two top students were going into the final exam.
Confident they would do well, the two decided to party the weekend before their monday paper. However, they ended staying longer than planned, and didn't make it back in time. They found their professsor and explained that they were out of town for the weekend and had planned to return on time. They had a flt tyre on the way back and couldn't get help, so they were late. The professsor thought it over and agreed that they could make up the exam.
The next day, the professor placed them in separate rooms and handed each of them a test booklet. The first problem was simple and worth 5 points. However, the next question stumped the two. It simple asked: "Which tyre?" (95 points)
Confident they would do well, the two decided to party the weekend before their monday paper. However, they ended staying longer than planned, and didn't make it back in time. They found their professsor and explained that they were out of town for the weekend and had planned to return on time. They had a flt tyre on the way back and couldn't get help, so they were late. The professsor thought it over and agreed that they could make up the exam.
The next day, the professor placed them in separate rooms and handed each of them a test booklet. The first problem was simple and worth 5 points. However, the next question stumped the two. It simple asked: "Which tyre?" (95 points)
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