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Once upon a time, there were 2 brother named Quiet and Trouble. One day, Quiet was looking for his brother when he came across a policeman.

Policeman: What is your name, boy?
Quiet: Quiet.
Policeman (Angry): You must be looking for trouble!!
Quiet: Yes, but i can't find him.

2.
Susan: Did you enjoy the play last night?
Susie: No. I went home after the first act.
Susan: How come??
Susie: The programme said 'Second act: 5 years later.' I can't wait any longer.

3.
Patient: Doctor, I keep tihnking that i'm stupid.
Doctor: Take these pills.
Patient: (After taking the pills) I still think I'm stupid.
Doctor: Take some more.
Patient: Doctor, are you sure these pills aren't sweets?
Doctor: Ah now you are getting clever.

4.
Dentist: My, that's a large cavity. My, that's a large cavity!
Patient: I know that. You don't have to repeat it.
Dentist: I didn't repeat it. That was the echo!

5.
John: A lift can carry 20 persons at a time, but once 30 persons went in. Th lift was overloaded and fell to the ground. It broke into pieces, but no one was injured why?
Mary: why?
John: Cause everyone died.

6.
Husband: My dear, why are you burning my old school report book?!
Wife: For caution. Our son is able to read now.

7.
A teacher writes a sum: 3+7=9 on the blackboard.
Teacher: Is the sum right?
Tom: Wrong.
Joe: Right.
Tom: Wrong!
Joe: Right.
Tom: Hey! 3+7 should be 10 and not 9, right??
Joe: Right.
Tom: Then why did you say 3+7=9 is right?!
Joe: Because you said it's wrong and i agreed with you!

8.
Once, Spiderman was climbing up a wall to catch a thief. A flower pot on the window ledge was accidentally knocked down down. The owner came to find out whats the noise all about. Seeing Spiderman climbing up the wall, he shouted. "HEY! CAN'T YOU JUST USE THE LIFE LIKE EVERYONE ELSE?!"

9.
Man: Officer, there's a bomb in my garden.
Policeman: No worries my friend. If nobody claims it within 3 days, you can keep it ;)

10.
A Rich but stupid man hired a helicopter to fly himself to south Pole. When the helicopter was about to reach its destination , the man began to feel cold...
Rich Man: Excuse me.
Pilot: Yes sire, what's the matter?
Rich Man: It's very cold up here, Do you mind turning off the fan above us?