UH HUH?!

Me secret weapon?? Eh? HOLY, i didn't noe i am THAT good... I will probably be the secret weapon for the downfall of NJ...
During competition:
1. Opponent shakes hand with me
2. Both smile and opponent press the clock
3. Clock starts ticking... (Yida stoned)
4. And ticking....(Yida stoned)
5. And ticking....(Yida stoned)
6. And ticking....(Yida stoned)
7. And ticking....(Yida stoned)
8. And ticking....(Yida stoned)
9. And ticking....(Yida stoned)
10. After 30mins... Yida:" I resign"