Sunday, July 09, 2006
Thanks ar
I SHALL PIA FOR PROMOS!!
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Whats RM?
Anyway...I have to announce my retirement already...cant even play with you all in the PA competition....so sad right...then u all can have a bigger share...then happy right? Haha...
My tests all also screwed la...
For the training...i guess cant help much...maybe once in a while drop by? Thats the best i can do already...my mom is monitoring me like a HAWK....goodness...haha.....wtf no peace at all...hiaz
Oh well...hope to see u all soon! Good Luck...i will carry on blogging here if i have time...haha
Friday, July 07, 2006
Thursday, July 06, 2006
NO RM PLEASE
I got an ungraded for my Maths, Physics probably fail too. Shit man. Life sucks. I'm gonna be very inactive from now on because my com is gonna get confiscated real soon... AGAIN. Bah. Actually I'm asking for it. LoL.
What happened to the training stuff?? Cancel liao ar? Or too lazy to discuss? LoLs...
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Wednesday, July 05, 2006
GG
AAARGH!!
Aiya. The bloggers of this blog are all dead anyway. Those from AJ at least.
You see ar. Common test: no kick. We heck care, go on blogging.
Results come out: ALL DIE. GG. So we're dead, how to blog? Use common sense can Yi Da? LoL.
P.S: This is Wakka02's spirit blogging. Yup.
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Monday, July 03, 2006
DON DIE ON ME!!
GOD DAMN EVERYONE BLOG!!
Sunday, July 02, 2006
Since when?
Anyway, what did you guys do after I left ar? =/ Go home ar?
Conclusion: People currently at Cat High suck at DotA. They can't play to save their own lives. LoL.
Oh well. Had fun la. =D Cya people next competition~!
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Homecoming
Friday, June 30, 2006
Thursday, June 29, 2006
Aaaaaaaaaaargh!
Aaaaaaaaargh.
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...
Going back eh? What time meet/where? Bishan MRT ar?
ONE DAY MORE TO CTS OVER. WHOOHOO!!
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"WAH SYD"
yea we are going... can make it then go lah... treat it as gathering lor.
Anyway, 1k to dunk a black piece of shit and 2k to dunk a faggot?! oh plz, i rather use the cash and hire a assasin... For wat?? Nah nothing much at all.. don think so much :D
Wah SYD.
Btw, it's F10, Exit Game, Quit Game. F10 E Q. LoL.
Hey. Han Wee asks if we going back on Saturday. Because if we go back then the Sec 4s will also go for homecoming. To play chess with us. Dots.
So people, are we going back??
BTW. Who wants to dunk teachers de? Please remember to bring your cheque books, you need $200 for every teacher, $1000 for Saras and $2000 for LHB. Who wants to contribute go ahead, NO SPONSORSHI GIVEN. LOL.
Some guy suggested asking Tan Sook Yee back to get dunked. =O What a splendid idea.
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Wednesday, June 28, 2006
Press F10 , Click quit game
For the cat highs.. yea go bak this homecoming lah.. so near nia... don make until like our batch like that, totally failure sia... muz support!! (For god sake don tell me buy tickets, i got go alrdy very good le)
Monday, June 26, 2006
I dunno
Yi Da your common tests end on Wed?! WTF?! SO EARLY?!
Oh, and I saw that email before le. =)
Good luck all~
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who going back to chs for homecoming on sat?
i going to watch superman on friday.
so far 0 ppl are coming along.
maybe i ask some girls.
see first la, haven't die then say.
we also need to help them get the SP arrangement correct.
best that we go homecoming and discuss with chung on sat.
glhf everyone.
Physics: Santa and his reindeers
There are two billion children (persons under 18) in the world. BUT since Santa doesn't appear to handle the Muslim, Hindu, Jewish and Buddhist children, that reduces the workload to 15% of the total - 378 million according to Population Reference Bureau. At an average (census) rate of 3.5 children per household, that's 91.8 million homes. One presumes there's at least one good child in each.
Santa has 31 hours of Christmas to work with, thanks to the different time zones and the rotation of the earth, assuming he travels east to west (which seems logical). This works out to 822.6 visits per second.
This is to say that for each Christian household with good children, Santa has 1/1000th of a second to park, hop out of the sleigh, jump down the chimney, fill the stockings, distribute the remaining presents under the tree, eat whatever snacks have been left, get back up the chimney, get back into the sleigh and move on to the next house. Assuming that each of these 91.8 million stops are evenly distributed around the earth (which, of course, we know to be false but for the purposes of our calculations we will accept), we are now talking about 78 miles per household, a total trip of 750 million miles, not counting stops to do what most of us must do at least once every 31 hours, plus feeding and etc.
This means that Santa's sleigh is moving at 650 miles per second, 3,000 times the speed of sound. For purposes of comparison, the fastest man-made vehicle on earth, the Ulysses space probe, moves at a poky 27.4 miles per second - a conventional reindeer can run, tops, 15 miles per hour.
The payload on the sleigh adds another interesting element. Assuming that each child gets nothing more than a medium-sized lego set (two pounds), the sleigh is carrying 321,300 tons, not counting Santa, who is invariably described as overweight. On land, conventional reindeer can pull no more than 300 pounds. Even granting that "flying reindeer" (see above) could pull TEN TIMES the normal amount, we cannot do the job with eight, or even nine. We need 214,200 reindeer. This increases the payload (not even counting the weight of the sleigh) - to 353,430 tons. Again, for comparison - this is four times the weight of the Queen Elizabeth. 353,000 tons traveling at 650 miles per second creates enormous air resistance - this will heat the reindeer up in the same fashion as spacecraft re- entering the earth's atmosphere. The lead pair of reindeer will absorb 14.3 QUINTILLION joules of energy. Per second. Each.
In short, they will burst into flame almost instantaneously, exposing the reindeer behind them, and create deafening sonic booms in their wake. The entire reindeer team will be vaporized within 4.26 thousandths of a second. Santa, meanwhile, will be subjected to centrifugal forces 17,500.06 times greater than gravity. A 250-pound Santa (which seems ludicrously slim) would be pinned to the back of his sleigh by 4,315,015 pounds of force.
In conclusion: If Santa ever DID deliver presents on Christmas Eve, he's dead now.
Kmk:"Hey gal! Want i give you a ride??"
Girl: " A ride?! In a BMW??"
kmk: " Wats so good about a BMW! I got my BMX.."
Yea i will be afk for these few days... common test yea... so we discuss this after wed?? Or maybe we can confirm it on a saturday.. this saturday maybe.. yea. anything sms me thz! GLHF for all taking tests!
Saturday, June 24, 2006
Wth
KMK is freaking lame as always... =.= Half his post was crap, or rather all of it. -.-
Thian is Teacher IC for chess club now wad, approach Chung got use meh? Wait Thian dun agree say wad we nv go and ask her personally, irresponsible and wad crap how? LoLx.
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More birds more luck!!
perfect for EXTRA stable riding, accident rate = 0
Aiya, actually you go ang mo kio there got sportslink.. and emporium too. That time saw one that is going at $699, Front and seat shock-absorbers.. gears and stuff, looks damn cool too...
Yea save more money pal, $250 will get you nothing but a 4-wheel bike
Oh yea, i rather approach chung... Yea more familiar, after all she is in-charge of our batch.
Tell me approach that girl that went to suck out all her fats?!?! NO!
Yea the comptetitions thingy... will keep everyone informed once there are further news... so try to "pot" yourself and stay alive...
5 BIRDS PLEASE!!
You guys are birds.
HIGHLIGHT!
I need a punch bag.
When are we gonna train like the old days.
ALL YOU PPL CAN'T YOU SEE! CAN'T YOU SEE
And then go off into the supply mode.
Which AJ didn't encourage.
HOW YOUR LOVE'S AFFECTING OUR REALITY!
My father's going on a journey.
I want to wish him good luck.
5 Birds please.
EVERYTIME WE'RE DOWN!
BUT THERE'S ONLY ENOUGH FOR ONE BIRD!!!!ONETHOUSANDONEHUNDREDANDELEVEN!!!ONE!!ONE!!!EXCLAMATIONMARK!!!
YOU CAN MAKE IT RIGHT!
Btw, on a more serious note.
Does anyone know where to buy a bicycle? Not rent.
AND THAT MAKES YOU LARGER THAN LIFE!
And when can we start the training of the birdies.
We need to come up with a plan.
Do we approach Thian or Chung?
PUNGSAI!
As PF and co. would have called themselves:
Fuckers 集团.
NIAO REN!
Birdy!
How much is that birdy in the window.
Woof woof!
YANG NAI!
Btw, congrats Chicky on reaching 17++.
Hope that's not your max lvl.
GOAT MILK!
Btw, what's the 9th month competition?
You guys wanna go?
I'm like 'battle hungered'.
Must kill if not I'll damage myself.
HIGHLIGHT!
If it's PA, we confirm who can go.
Then we go.
But HCI [SECONDARY SCH SECTION] scary...
If they ressurrect their smelly team B of last yr.
We gonna have some probs unless TYL attacks.
CENTAUR WARCHIEF!
I think 1000/4 = 250 bucks.
I can buy my bike liao.
KAGE BUNSHIN NO JUSTSU!
Oh ya.
Anyone wants to watch superman returns?
I want to watch the birds fly in the sky.
HIGHLIGHT!
BUT I GOT MONEY FOR ONE FRIGGIN BIRD.
I WANT 5 BIRDS.
WHERE'S RICHARD GERE WITH HIS CREDIT CARD.
K
N SQUARE.
HAIRY POTTER!
Priceless.
Fucker 集团
www.mkvi.wordpress.com
Thz ah
Damn lame... wat the first thing everyone do when they visit our blog??
Wah ctx so pro... draw with a 15++, god you shld look at me now, now even a standard of a 14++, can join my tudis le and not fight with Kmk's power tudi...
Highlight!!
.....
Wah now everyone is highlighting this blog to read it ar.. LoL..
Thanks TYL, but I so do not feel encouraged after reading that..
Haix.. Count me out of this alliance thingy ba, I'm really lousy at chess... Just drew with a 1578.
Freak.
I suck. =(
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The LineUp
No.4 --> KMK (Centre)
Tallest, and leader of the team to competitions.
No.3 --> YYH (shooting guard)
Calm, cool. Doesn seem dangerous. But comes out and makes shots when needed.
No.10 --> SYD (power forward)
Fierce on the attack. But takes too huge risks sometimes. Just jokking.
No. 11 --> Me (small foward)
Also very fierce...haha
No. 7 --> CTX (point guard)
Hey...you know thats the playmaker's position? Not that i no other place to put...but normally, point guards play a back role in the game. Making contributions which seem insignificant, but i learnt from my friend that its the point guard that dictates the play....haha And I am serious abt it....matches...small contributions that go un-noticed.
So how is it folks?
Friday, June 23, 2006
Come on...
To someone out there: . Today was a nice day... everything will be fine...
Thursday, June 22, 2006
Hee..
kmk will be the blackie with number 7! (oh my..Got another blackie?? ahhh.. watever)
Tyl be the center guy??
Yyh.. hhmmm... yea me and him be the two guys beside the center!
Got one extra guy sia... oh no...erm.. erm...
Like damn sad la...the computer thingy...if such ppl exist ah...i think the ppl working for computer companies will either:
1.die due to shock and constant traumatisation from their job.
2.die of excessive humour.
I think this photo is quite suitable to describe us........ TEAM SHOHOKU!

Who do you think fits which character in this picture?
Yeah right
Yeah right
Bleh
Wah..
YAY! My net connection is finally fixed and there's NO MORE FLUCTUATING! I hope. I'll see when I come online again later. Hah.
Yay.. Finally got one group blog not dead liao.. I'm in 5 blogs and 3 of them are all dead... =_= The remaining two are this one and my own one. =_=
Haha.. Oh wellz. Time to MUG. YES, I WILL BE A MUGGER. I WILL PASS MY MID-YRS. (Like real.. =( )
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Wednesday, June 21, 2006
Random post
1.Compaq is considering changing the command "Press Any Key" to "Press Return Key" because of the flood of calls asking where the "Any" key is.
2.AST technical support had a caller complaining that her mouse was hard to control with the dust cover on. The cover turned out to be the plastic bag the mouse was packaged in.
3.Another Compaq technician received a call from a man complaining that the system wouldn't read word processing files from his old diskettes. After trouble-shooting for magnets and heat failed to diagnose the problem, it was found that the customer had labeled the diskettes, then rolled them into the typewriter to type the labels.
4.Another AST customer was asked to send a copy of her defective diskettes. A few days later a letter arrived from the customer along with photocopies of the floppies.
5.A Dell technician advised his customer to put his troubled floppy back in the drive and close the door. The customer asked the tech to hold on, and was heard putting the phone down, getting up and crossing the room to close the door to his room.
6.Another Dell customer called to say he couldn't get his computer to fax anything. After 40 minutes of trouble-shooting, the technician discovered the man was trying to fax a piece of paper by holding it in front of the monitor screen and hitting the "send" key.
7.Yet another Dell customer called to complain that his keyboard no longer worked. He had cleaned it by filling up his tub with soap and water and soaking the keyboard for a day, then removing all the keys and washing them individually.
8.A Dell technician received a call from a customer who was enraged because his computer had told him he was "bad and an invalid". The tech explained that the computer's "bad command" and "invalid" responses shouldn't be taken personally.
9.A confused caller to IBM was having troubles printing documents. He told the technician that the computer had said it "couldn't find printer". The user had also tried turning the computer screen to face the printer - but that his computer still couldn't "see" the printer.
10.An exasperated caller to Dell Computer Tech Support couldn't get her new Dell Computer to turn on. After ensuring the computer was plugged in, the technician asked her what happened when she pushed the power button. Her response, "I pushed and pushed on this foot pedal and nothing happens." The "foot pedal" turned out to be the computer's mouse.
11.Another customer called Compaq tech support to say her brand-new computer wouldn't work. She said she unpacked the unit, plugged it in and sat there for 20 minutes waiting for something to happen. When asked what happened when she pressed the power switch, she asked "What power switch?"
12.True story from a Novell NetWire SysOp:
Caller: "Hello, is this Tech Support?"Tech: "Yes, it is. How may I help you?"Caller: "The cup holder on my PC is broken and I am within my warranty period. How do I go about getting that fixed?"Tech: "I'm sorry, but did you say a cup holder?"Caller: "Yes, it's attached to the front of my computer."Tech: "Please excuse me if I seem a bit stumped, It's because I am. Did you receive this as part of a promotional, at a trade show? How did you get this cup holder? Does it have any trademark on it?"Caller: "It came with my computer, I don't know anything about a promotional. It just has '4X' on it." At this point the Tech Rep had to mute the caller, because he couldn't stand it. He was laughing too hard. The caller had been using the load drawer of the CD-ROM drive as a cup holder, and snapped it off the drive!
13.Another IBM customer had troubles installing software and rang for support. "I put in the first disk, and that was OK. It said to put in the second disk, and had some problems with the disk. When it said to put in the third disk - I couldn't even fit it in..." The user hadn't realized that "Insert Disk 2" meant to remove Disk 1 first.
14.In a similar incident, a customer had followed the instructions for installing software. The instructions said to remove the disk from it's cover and insert into the drive. The user had physically removed the casing of the disk and wondered why there were problems.
Random post
State-of-the-art: Any computer you can't afford.
Obsolete: Any computer you own.
Microsecond: The time it takes for your state-of-the-art computer to become obsolete.
G3: Apple's new Macs that make you say 'Gee, three times faster than the computer I bought for the same price a Microsecond ago.'
Syntax Error: Walking into a computer store and saying, "Hi, I want to buy a computer and money is no object."
Hard Drive: The sales technique employed by computer salesmen, esp. after a Syntax Error.
GUI: What your computer becomes after spilling your coffee on it. (pronounced 'gooey')
Keyboard: The standard way to generate computer errors.
Mouse: An advanced input device to make computer errors easier to generate.
Floppy: The state of your wallet after purchasing a computer.
Portable Computer: A device invented to force businessmen to work at home, on vacation, and on business trips.
Disk Crash: A typical computer response to any critical deadline.
Power User: Anyone who can format a disk from DOS.
System Update: A quick method of trashing ALL of your software.
-- When you were born, you were crying and everyone around you was smiling. Live your life so that when you die, you're the one smiling and everyone around you is crying. --
THings you shld do to get ready for common test
Tuesday, June 20, 2006
Yeah.
I'm kinda free almost all the time, unless I have outing. Otherwise, no real days taken up..
No life right. Haix.
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Settled??
Hmmm, let me see... i am not free on mon... tues... wed... thurs... fri... sat... sun... that leaves only... erm.... ok nvm, you guys decide...
OKAY!!
She won't go down.
Btw.
Russia is no more communist.
You can kick me to N.Korea though.
I hear they are going to test missiles.
Al Zarqawi.
Dead.
Saddam Hussein.
Alive.
Osama Bin Laden.
Alive.
Kim Jong Il.
Alive.
Looks like Zarqawi is missing out all the fun.
GG to sec 4 batch.
NO HOPE MAN!
There's no more sch comp except SP.
And it's in end july.
No time to train them.
So don't grab your TuDi.
Okay that sounded VERY WRONG.
But nevermind.
Not I grab anyway.
Not my TuDi.
I think.
That one day.
Apes will rule the planet.
okok.
Yea.
I came up with a skeleton.
You guys add the flesh.
We divide.
Red Team.
Blue Team.
Don't 1 on 1.
2 on 4 is okay.
POWER TO THE PEOPLE.
LoL
Huh? One-on-one? We got 5 ppl they got eight, any of you know how to use Kage Bunshin?? No? Thought so. So how to one on one? =/
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Monday, June 19, 2006
???
Yida? Which tudi? You dun have any existing tudi left in cat high (apart from justino). Forfeits arh...i not really in for it...unless you that sadistic...maybe tell the losing party to stay back and train extra everytime loh....and during chessclub got to do chores. But definitely not those extreme ones la.
And like wat yida say...whatever put here must carry out ah...i will try to do my part if i can afford the time....haha.
Interesting...we have:
1 Cl radical (kmk), irony right...he gets depleted by them but yet behaves like one.
1 Grp I metal (Yida) always ready to put posts in.
1 Grp II metal, (CTX), not as reactive as yida, but sure puts more comments than me...haha
1 halogen, YYH. Fairly stable, but will react in certain situations.
1 Transition Element, myself. Have a range of frequencies to react to...and at certain times too. But i am fast losing my ability to switch oxidation states...probably becoming Scandium soon...haha
The rest...NOBLE GASES....rarely see them talk...hard to breach their stable octate structure....
Sorry...studying too much for chem already....haha
Talking soldiers on paper??
Then yes, i agree on that part we will have a inter-slow chess competition and then to fast chess after they got bored.
You guys decide bah... don make too idealistic plans... trust me it is not going to work
Ok KMK, my tudi is NOT NOT NOT going down for god sake... You suan any of my tudis one more time i am kicking your ass to your beloved Russia :D
Wow.
I think KMK's idea is good, but erm. The forfeits.. we can do without. Haha.. But I think the serious games, we should kind of make it as a competition. Maybe pair the teams, but of course not supply. 15min a side, that makes it just nice for a 2 round competition, then we swap the teams around every Saturday. It'll make them try harder to win.
Wait a minute.. maybe we CAN make them do forfeits. The pair in last place has to do something for the pair in top place. That way they'll all try hard to win, no matter whether they lost or won the first round. And of course not place imba teams like Han Wee and Joshua or Han Wee and Justino together. And go through their mistakes after the whole thing maybe.
How how? My idea gd? =P
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Eh...WATS UP DOC?
I know the Muslim Cleric Abul Bakar Bashir has just been released from prison, but there is no need to for the chess radical to rejoice so quickly for his counterpart... you sound like u coming up with a plan to bomb all other schs or to train them until they die.... :S
O3... i know you are being depleted by other radicals like *Cl, so u very despo now...we all study tht...not to worry, we will help you. :P
Anyway, i feel that we can follow KMK's plan, but refine it a little. Maybe think abt do you want to train them as a team or as individuals. Also, you must consider their styles. What u train them in may not suit their style...so we must tailor it to their needs. Maybe instead of 2.5hrs, 2hrs la...dun be so bad. Then also go thru with them their matches after they finish. Then tell them what moves u saw but they did not see. Discuss it. Then we can all learn together. Personally, i feel there is nothing much we can teach them except kai ju. Cause others are all not fixed. They must discover their styles on their own.
Maybe we can recall how we trained last time...pf and co. always trashed us...then we didn give up. Nowadays, they WILL give up...so got to fine tweek it a little. Haha i think i sound like grandma...
We will train a team of 8 ppl on a Saturday.
We split 'em into 2 grps of 4. Train Red one side, Train Black another side.
Then teach whatever we can.
Then pit them against each other.
Serious matches. 20 minutes per side.
The whole thing will take about 2.5 hours.
1 Hour game.
1 Hour teaching.
Half hour for them to do forfeit when they lose their matches.
Then after that, we pull a few to stay back and train speed.
We play 5 minutes each.
When they lose, they minus 1 minute from the next match.
If they win, then they plus 1 minute.
When they reach a starting time of 8 minutes, they can go back.
If they left starting time 0 minutes.
Err... you guys suggest.
Okay. I'm here to disprove it.
We are afraid to lose to him.
That's why we altogether attack him.
We are like ninja turtle.
When the evil shredder attacks...
Wait... laoshi isn't evil!
OkOk.
I also got another point to say:
Another Point.
There, I just said another point!
Oh man.
My TuDi.
In NYP... Under training of Yang Ping De.
Wonder how she's doing.
Her account on CXQ is NaitiY.
Got time, pls 'duo duo guan zhao'
Don't steal pts from her.
Cos I can't get it back.
Cos my score is 2015M
so pls 'shou xia liu qing'
AND HELP HER!!
I think she current 16++.
At least I didn't do.
I believed in power of peasants.
PawnZ RocK.
do you hear the people sing
singing the song of angry pawns
this is the music of the ppl
who will not be slaves again
I still believe in power of peasants.
Xiang Dang Nian...
In Russia....
Bolsheviks took control of Russia...
Power to the people!
Power to the people!
Power to the people!
And communism collapsed in Russia.
....
Ok so maybe we do need to practice Can Ju.
Which is very important...
Cos that's the only way HCI is going down.
Wait a minute.
Isn't YiDa's TuDi in HCI?
OMG.
Sorry.
Wait a second minute.
If YiDa has a TuDi.
And the TuDi has a GrandFather.
Won't the GrandFather be called...
TUDI GONG?!!
OMG!!
Wait a third minute...
Didn't communism collapse cos of glasnost, perestroika and alochol?
Revive the OLD TIMES!!
Lame me....going nuts...
Anyway... yes...its high time we bring cat high's name back again...... and ALL ex-cat high ppl MUST play a part. I will try la...but probably be bugged by lots of hw...see how.
I feel the main idea is not to train their skill...but their attitude, mindset. Lao Shi already complains that
1. ppl are unwilling to play with him these days, because they are afraid to lose.
2. Also, they never go solve the can ju anymore (or any other hw given to them).
3. Futhermore, they end right on time, or sometimes even earlier!!
What is this? The cat high spirit? NO! Remember the times where we used to stay till almost 7pm every thurs? Remember we always tried to find ways to improve ourselves, and were never afraid of losing to lao shi, always flooding him with questions. We always did our can ju hw too....
We must restore the OLD spirit. Indoctrinate it into them, and makesure it cares on for cohorts to come!!!
ONE FOR ALL, ALL FOR ONE! LETS DO IT TOGETHER PPL!
So we have, CTX, SYD, KMK and YYH going back yea?
When sch reopen, after our common test we decide?
I think saturdays is okay.
The training has to really be training, they aren't joshua and co.
So I think they can be controlled.
wooooooooooooooooooo! i'm including pink in my post you people can't see it!!
Look at this yr man, i don't even see a single cat high player rise up in blitz.
top 10 has 2 sec sch ppl, the rest, jc.
1 from maris, 1 from HCI.
what happened to the domination in blitz?
their supply still sucks i tell ya.
wooooooooooo black!
Now, ppl see CHS, they say 'got chance to beat'
last time they see, they say 'wah lao'
only HCI got try. But they fail.
but it's okay, they are worthy opponents.
I honestly think their team B last yr was tougher than team A though.
What happened to CHS domination?
do they need a helm of the dominator?
O RLY??

nono nothing at all.....
LoL
Forget it la, I so lousy, at most I go back just to play onli. Haha..
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Sunday, June 18, 2006
Re: trng of cat high dota freaks
PLZ PLZ! DON INCLUDE SEAN!! IT IS EITHER HIM OR ME...
...
Not going to say anything about the previous post by KMK. LoL.
...Don't worry. No words in black this time.
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re: trg of cat high players
btw, how come the hamster ah after i feed ONE strawberry, the second one i feed it will not eat? very weird hor, i feed damn long it also nvr touch. hahaha it keep moving ard only.. can make it eat next time? grow bigger ma.. like airpork better can fly.. hahaha jkjk i will miss u ctx. hahaha
Yo, old exco of CHS chess club. We gotta do something about CHS, they are going down too fast. From 1st place to 3rd place drop is quite big considering CHS is BIG.
I'm suggesting we go back to train 'em on saturdays regularly.
Gotta look up Chung first and discuss so we can get the logistics...
Though i'd say we'd break into class rooms, brute force open the locker and get the stuff even without permission. But it's impt that we get the main ppl to be trained into the session, so gotta get her to get them.
As the ex-exco, we gotta do something. How many times have you all gone back to visit CHS? Even the other seniors go back more often than we do after they graduated.
So what do you say?
How to make your own official World Cup Ball
As the FIFA World Cup goes into full swing, I find myself deeply engrossed in the world's most popular sport.

I wasn't normally like that. I hardly followed the EPL or any other forms of soccer/football championships for that matter in the past. In my free time I do plenty of sports, mainly running and swimming, but I've never played soccer my entire life.
The truth is, I suck when it comes to balls.
...
No no no, what I meant was -
I find ball games a little too hard to play.
No, wait.
Ahhh screw it.

Oh my. On the pitch? I think that's a foul.
My point is, I have a newfound interest in soccer thanks to the World Cup and I'm considering taking up the sport.
Over the weekend, I was at the shopping centre looking through some shoes, jerseys and stuff when I spotted the official ball for this year's World Cup - theadidas Teamgeist.
This photo is taken with the LG Chocolate phone
OMG I WANT THAT BALL!
What an absolute beauty of ball sitting right there in front of the shop seemingly saying to me, "Buy me, Kenny! Buy me!"
Hypnotised by it's sexy curves, I sauntered dreamily to the ball, picked it up and much to my horror I saw this staring right back at me.
What the hell?! 400 bucks for a freakin' soccer ball?! CCB SIMILAN ISLAND WHAT A RIP-OFF!
You gotta be wondering how much of a killing adidas is making right now just selling those balls.
RM400 per ball! RM400 is a lot ok! Not some small amount little kids can afford ok! RM400 can buy me 180 bowls of kolo mee and I'd still have some spare change to keep. And you expect me to spend it on a seemingly normal ball with some stupid curves and the ridiculous Germany 2006 logo on? DREAM ON!
Sien. The CEO of adidas must be swimming in a pool filled with cash right now. Makes me want start my own business selling balls as well. Too bad I only have two and I need them both.
If you're anything like me, you'd feel very tulan as well. It's like, you want something so much but you just can't see yourself spending so much money on something so unjustifiably overpriced that it's killing you inside.
Just then a light bulb appeared over my head. I thought to myself... why not make my own soccer ball? The Teamgeist is loaded with all these fancy technology a casual player wouldn't care. All we care about is the look. Why pay so much for a soccer ball that looks good? Make your own!
Yes, that's right. For a fraction of the cost of an authentic adidas Teamgeist, I could make my very own official FIFA World Cup 2006 soccer ball. And I'm gonna show you how.
First, you'd need a regular soccer ball. Any one will do. Get a "Made In China" one at your local sports store for a cheap RM40. 
Sure, it won't last as long and the specs aren't as good, but the improvements in the Teamgeist ball are minimal in practice you probably won't notice it anyway.
Then you gotta spray the ball all white. 
Use spray paint of ICI Dulux, whichever you prefer. Gotta have a white background before you paint the designs on later ya know?
Now comes the difficult part. 
You know how the Teamgeist ball features the signature World Cup trophy-inspired 'rounded propellers'? That's important. That's the whole reason why so many wanted the ball in the first place.
But how do you do it?
Easy.
You get a box of Kotex.
Stick 'em all over your ball.
Add drawings with a marker pen and there you go
!
Your very own Official FIFA World Cup Teamgeist Ball. 
They look so similar no one can tell the difference.
Better still, if your girl is expecting her monthly matter, you can just peel one off your ball to let her use. And she'd be so in love with you.
Saturday, June 17, 2006
OOPS. I got caught!
Wah lao. Yi Da. Tsk tsk. I pity the poor bunny man! =X But the second last way is too hard la. Where to find CD case big enuff to fit our heads?? =/ But the rest of the methods quite creative la. I like the one with the tree! =)
~Blitzed off by Wakka02~
Idea...
"There are some things in this world, capt Naobi, that will NEVER CHANGE. Some things DO Change"
From MAtrix2, Morpheus to Naobi...
iseedeadpeople **Cheat enabled!
I GOT THE CURE!!
(Pls don call SPCA)
Haha.
Anyone actually notice these black words I insert in between lines?
LOL. Fine. You all are the only people I will allow calling me airpork. ANYONE ELSE WHO TRIES WILL DIE. LoLx...
Actually if you call me that you won't die, you'll just get tortured.
And. Who's that Marco guy?? =/
Well. Going off to zzz. It's 3AM. LOL. Nitez~!
~Blitzed off by Wakka02~
FRIENDS!

Yea friends forever!! No matter how everyone change, muz still keep in contact!!
Yea no matter how much you slim down ctx, you will forever be our airpork! You can reduce yourself to a bamboo stick for all i care... AIRPORK!
Friday, June 16, 2006
K Lah
But now you slim down already...so pinching not so fun...haha
I think pf will say the same thing....
I think one of these days we gather and take one grp photo? More appropriate la...
FRIENDS FOREVER!!!
YA RIGHT.
As always. Never was part of that world was I? Nope, never was.
YOU PINCH MY CHEEKS, YOU DIE. LoL.
Haha. Going to DotA now. Byeeeeee~
~Blitzed off by Wakka02~
PAi Seh...
I thought u were chatting away with someone else...so didn ask u come into the pic also....hiaz...
Pai Seh....nvm...still get to see you in sch...haha.
How i wish i can do wat pf always does to you...pinch ur cheeks!! :P
Just joking...
Heh.
As expected. Haiz. Never part of that world.
Hope Justino Guo comes to AJ. Hahaha. And Han Wee too. You guys can have Joshua Teng. Hah.
In case anyone doesn't know, the shi xiong of those 2 girls moves damn lame moves. See already will stun for 5s that sort. LoLx. That's why 100% suited for speed.
Hey. Who's that marco guy who commented on Yi Da's lame post about the airplanes? =/
Signing off now.. Dunno wad to blog liao. CRUSH ALL OTHER OPPOSITION!
~Blitzed off by Wakka02~
Thursday, June 15, 2006
LETS BE FRIENDS~!!
ALLIANCE WITH AJ!! One for all and all for one!! We go out aginst others together!! Muz have friendly now and then k?? oh yea... airpork... you not in the photo! Erm i take it as you somehow got covered.. Or squeezed out (which is quite impossible as F= ma)... you are in the alliance too! Except for TIN(Sn) (if don noe who plz ask around), tell him to copper(Cu) plz...
AND yup! my 2 tudis above!! Muz alliance also! For god sake beat that loner and Fiona plz... Oh yea.. You 2 girls have a shi xiong! He is in cat high and erm... yes.. one year younger..
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Name: Justino Guo
A.K.A : Ammonia (You don want to noe y)
Sch: Catholic High sch
Opening: Birdy
Moves: Birdy
Style: Birdy
Hey KMK! No point showing your muscles (or rather fats) pic. lah... show me your tudi's pic. Erm.. the yi tian...post it up and let everyone see!!
AfterMath
So finally I learnt how to post a blog the PROPER WAY...thanks to yida. Hopefully this gets on the blog...or else..............
Anyway...I think this will be the most significant Rcup tournament i have. Not because its my first time winning the team Event, but because its the last time i will get to play with you guys, and also the last time i will get to play with dy, zhaowei, fang tao...and all the rest...will really miss the times where we played against each other, no matter lose or win....
Very sad la...didn get to take a combined photo shoot as intended...only managed to take one with NJC...oh well...since this is NJ and AJ dominated blog...so its quite fitting anyway....
So guess it will be a looooooooooong time before i get to meet you guys again......... good luck for your studies...i am finding it hard to cope with intensive mugging...haha. Score well, and get the results u want!!
THAT IS DISGUSTING

HA! LOOK AT MINE!! BEAT THAT!! Every single part of my body is bigger than yours!! MUAH HAHAHA!
Monday, June 12, 2006
Saturday, June 10, 2006
Random post
Teacher: "Class good morning!"
Class: " Good morning!"
Teacher: "Louder!"
Class: " GOOD MORNING!"
Teacher: "Ok, much better. Today we are going to learn how to substitute one word for another! i say one word and you give me another word which have the same meaning... "
Teacher: " Understood?"
Class: " Comprehended!"
Teacher : -_-
Teacher: "ok, Intelligent!"
Class: "Clever!"
Teacher: " Stupid!"
Class: " Dimwit!"
Teacher: "Fat!"
Class: " Plump!"
Teacher: "Skinny!"
Class: " Thin!"
Teacher: " Dead!"
Class: " Screwed!"
Teacher: "HEY! WRONG!"
Class: "OEI! Incorrect!"
Teacher: " NO! STOP!"
Class: " REJECT! HALT!"
Teacher:"ARGH! FUK!"
Class: " GROWL! SCREW!"
Teacher: "@!#$"
Class: "$%&^"
Teacher: "ENOUGH!"
Class: "Sufficient!"
------Bell rings------
Exasperated teacher left without a word...
Friday, June 09, 2006
Damn lame la u
Is there still SP this year? Coz I dunno... =S
And TYL your post got saved as a draft. =X
Haha. Dunno wad to blog liao. Cya ard peeps~!
~Blitzed off by Wakka02~
Thursday, June 08, 2006
Random Post
When you are in a plane and one pilot says to another:
"Plane B05 to control tower.. which lane free for take off? hello hello?? Did i hear you say mi ni ma ni mo??"
"You are new too?? Hey! So QIAO! ME too!"
"Didn't i tell you NEVER EVER touch THAT RED BUTTON!!!"
"Hey~! Since when we add fire boosters to our left engine?!"
"What do you mean our destination is kuwait?! i thought you said Iceland!"
"Oh you are that bastard that snatch my girlfriend!! Come lets FIGHT!! Argh, who cares about the plane controls!!"
"HUH?! What do you mean you forgot to on auto-pilot before you go and rest?!?!"
Congrats to everyone nia.
See you all next yr..
~Blitzed off by Wakka02~
1. AJC
2. NJC
3. RJC
Aiya, we manage to defend against JJC but why we let RJ get a prize!!! Argh, i feel JJ should get a prize instead...
Oh ya, congrats to kmk who got 1st in blitz, tyloong who got 2nd, Jia Wei who got 3rd and yyh who got eighth! ahh, i noe there is quite alot of backdoors this year, Boo to them... But NVM! Cat High's tradition of owning the speed chess will continue!! GONG JIAO!
Yea, I am damn proud of my tudi HX! You seriously improved alot and well, this year, you got a prize!! Though not really very good, BUT, it will be an encouragement to you! First year join then got prize.. not bad! Next year, my tudis muz play all out--- gang Fiona and THAT LONER!!
Wednesday, June 07, 2006
Over At Last
Time to go back to our usual lifestyles...
Mugging...
Playing...
Going to school...
How I wish it was hols everyday man. Haha. Oh well, can't ask for everything.
Bye Yi Da, bye Yong Hua! Will see you all at the next competition!! (Not the Boon Lay one, I'm not nuts. LoL.) Will miss you all la. Hahax.
See ya!!
Try not to make this blog too dead!!
(BTW: Rmb to come feed our pet some strawberries. Haha!)
Tuesday, June 06, 2006
R-CUP
Anyway... CTX, you suan me with your tissue paper izzit!?!?! you bring your team and come lets FIGHT! AAARRGGGHHH!!! I AM ON FIRE~!
Sunday, June 04, 2006
ONE DAY MORE
Haha. Les Miserables.
Anw. Ya. It's one day away ppl! Can see old faces (Yi Da bought your coffin yet??) and new ones. Of course it'll be sad la. We'll all be sitting opposite each other nia. But may the best sch win! (Of course is AJ. LOL.)
Dun worry Yi Da. If AJ wins NJ we'll all buy tissue paper for you guys. LOL.
Anyone listen to Mr Brown?? XD
~Blitzed off by Wakka02~
Hard Feelings
(Yea, i cant ensure that theory is applicable to us, IF YOU BEAT US ... WATCH YOUR BACK ASSHOLES!!)
Oh ya.. You all can buy birds and free them for all you want, kmk... "More birds more luck" theory doesn't work here. BLEH!
Saturday, June 03, 2006
Friday, June 02, 2006
I'll get you for that
Opposite??
UH HUH?!
During competition:
1. Opponent shakes hand with me
2. Both smile and opponent press the clock
3. Clock starts ticking... (Yida stoned)
4. And ticking....(Yida stoned)
5. And ticking....(Yida stoned)
6. And ticking....(Yida stoned)
7. And ticking....(Yida stoned)
8. And ticking....(Yida stoned)
9. And ticking....(Yida stoned)
10. After 30mins... Yida:" I resign"














